Anne Hathaway Becomes The Knicks' Patron Saint

By Vinnie the Gooch·1 min read

In the span of about an hour, Anne Hathaway got crowned People's Most Beautiful Woman in the world AND crowned herself the spiritual center of Knicks fandom. Wild day for the Princess of Genovia.

There are levels to being a celebrity fan, and Anne Hathaway just unlocked a new one. The People magazine cover dropped, putting her at the top of the Most Beautiful list, and instead of milking that moment she pivoted straight into mother-mode for a basketball team that has spent decades testing the resolve of its most loyal believers.

Then came the clip that flipped the whole thing into Knicks lore. "I want them to know that I know who they are, and that they're going to win." That is not the energy of a casual courtside seat-filler. That is the energy of a mom who is about to march into the principal's office. The Knicks have a fanbase that runs the gamut from Spike to Tracy Morgan to Timothee, and Anne just walked in and grabbed a chair at the head of the table.

Hubbs, predictably, was floored. The dude has lived and died with this team long enough to know when a vibe shift is real, and he wants Anne in the huddle when things get dicey. Honestly, hard to argue. You'd rather have someone willing him into a win with terrifying conviction than another guy in a suit clapping politely from the lower bowl.

This is what May in New York is supposed to feel like. The Garden buzzing, the celebs locking in, and a fanbase ready to attach itself to anyone radiating belief. Anne Hathaway showed up on the most flattering day of her year and used the spotlight to manifest a Knicks win. If that doesn't get her a banner in the rafters someday, nothing will.

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