Barstool Has Officially Given Up On Deandre Ayton

By Vinnie the Gooch·1 min read
Barstool Has Officially Given Up On Deandre Ayton

Deandre Ayton's checked-out playoff vibes have finally cracked the Barstool brain trust, and the verdict is in: send him to the locker room with a controller and let the adults finish the game.

There's a specific kind of frustration reserved for a former No. 1 overall pick who looks like he'd rather be literally anywhere else, and Ayton has been speedrunning it for years now. The Suns era ended with him looking disengaged, the Blazers stint did nothing to flip the script, and every postseason cameo seems to end with the same question: is this guy actually trying? Wednesday night, Big Cat answered for everyone watching.

Big Cat's verdict on Ayton in real time, with all the patience of a fan who's been burned one too many times.

Big Cat
Big Cat@BarstoolBigCat·79d ago

Let Ayton go play video games in the locker room. He doesn’t want to be there anymore

It's the kind of take you can't really argue with if you've watched even a half of Ayton basketball in the last 2 years. The body language, the disappearing acts on the glass, the way he floats through possessions like he's already mentally in the team plane WiFi. "Let him go play video games" isn't even an insult at this point — it's a mercy suggestion. Send him to the locker room. Give him a snack. Let the rotation breathe.

The main account piled on with maybe the most damning comp possible: Clint Capela. Not Embiid. Not Jokic. Capela — a glass-eater who never pretended to be a star and has somehow gotten more out of his ceiling than Ayton has out of his floor.

The Capela-Ayton dig that doubles as the entire scouting report.

via @barstoolsports

And that's really the whole thing. When the dunk on you is "you should aspire to be Clint Capela," the conversation about Ayton's career arc is basically over. He's got the size, the tools, the draft pedigree — and at this point the loudest fan base in sports media would rather him just hand in the jersey and boot up the Xbox. Hard to imagine a faster fall from "future of the franchise" to "please go away."

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