Brazil Survive Morocco Scare at MetLife as Zah Hands Out Postgame Verdicts

By the time the broadcast pivoted to Ronaldo Nazario handing a Michelob Ultra FIFA trophy to a Brazil player on the pitch, it was hard to tell whether Brazil had survived or whether Morocco had moral-victoried their way into the bigger story. Enter Zah, fired up in a Zimbabwe kit with a lav mic, ready to drop instant thoughts before the sweat dried.

Zah

@DaMidgetZimbo

Brazil vs Morocco post game instant thots

The little details around the broadcast were arguably more entertaining than the result itself. Fox apparently had no patience for Vini's Portuguese postgame interview and bailed mid-answer to flip over to the Scotland game, a move only American TV would attempt at a World Cup.

Zah

@DaMidgetZimbo

Vini was doing his post game interview in Portuguese and Fox said fuck that and cut to the Scotland game 🤣😂🤣😂

Brazil walked out of New Jersey with the result, Morocco walked out with their dignity fully intact, and the streets outside MetLife turned into one giant yellow parade afterward. Group C just got interesting, and the only person who seemed totally unsurprised by any of it was the guy already filming the recap.