Dana Beers doesn't do subtle. The Barstool personality landed in London for his latest #DanaPints run and within the same morning managed to declare his love for a 19th-century clock tower and pick a fight with the ghost of a wartime prime minister. Classic Dana.
It started innocently enough. Dana posted a photo staring up at Big Ben and just went full architecture nerd about it, no notes, all enthusiasm.
That's Dana at his best — genuinely delighted by something old and stone and English. But the tone flipped fast. Twenty minutes later he was staring at a photo of Winston Churchill, apparently seeing it with fresh eyes for the first time, and he did not hold back on the man's physique.
Nobody warned him. That's the whole bit. Churchill, the guy who steered Britain through the Blitz and became the face of wartime resolve, is getting cooked on the internet in 2026 for his waistline, and Dana sounds legitimately blindsided that history class left this part out.
The Wonton Don wasn't about to let it go either, jumping into the replies with a detail that only made the roast better — that Churchill reportedly liked to run meetings from the bathtub.
@danabeers Dude Churchill used to work from the bathtub. Ultimate fat guy move.
It's the kind of pile-on that only works because everyone involved is having a good time, not actually trying to slander a historical figure. And Dana, to his credit, kept the vibe going instead of spiraling — by the time lunch rolled around he was posted up outside The Devonshire with a pint of Guinness in hand, looking about as content as a man can look.
Dana pulls a pint of Guinness outside a packed London pub, cap backwards and clearly enjoying himself.
That's the whole arc of a #DanaPints morning in one thread: architecture love, an unprompted history roast, a co-sign from a fellow Barstool guy, and a pint to cap it off. Nothing here is deep, and it's not supposed to be — it's just Dana being Dana in a new city, and the timeline is better for it.