Dana Beers Is Rating London One Pint And One Insult At A Time

"NOBODY TOLD ME WINSTON CHURCHILL WAS FAT," Dana wrote, genuinely stunned by whatever statue or portrait he stumbled into. The Wonton Don jumped in the replies to pile on, noting Churchill famously used to work from the bathtub, which he called "the ultimate fat guy move". Between the two of them they turned a British history icon into a bit, which is honestly the most Barstool thing that could've happened to Churchill this week.

But the real engine of the trip is the drinking, obviously. Dana settled into the actual point of Dana Pints — sitting outside a pub with a beer in hand, which is basically a national pastime over there. He filmed himself doing exactly that outside The Devonshire, pint of Guinness in hand, soaking in the London street-drinking culture he'd go on to call one of the simple, stupid, beautiful things in life.

Dana Beers

@danabeers

Fuck it all mate! #DanaPints

The food criticism has been just as relentless. Dana went full Dana Tries mode on British pub grub, working through a sausage roll and a plate of fried chicken and chips — and drawing a hard line on mushy peas, which he wants no part of. He's not wrong that mushy peas are a tough sell for the American palate, but it's still a bold move to walk into a country and start ranking their comfort food on day 2.

Dana Beers

@danabeers

Mushy peas can take a hike #DanaTries #DanaPints

It hasn't all been five-star reviews. Dana docked points after Wembley reportedly ran out of ice, called out London for not knowing what to do with a spotted Devonta Freeman jersey, and openly panicked about tipping his Uber drivers. By day 3, the real crisis emerged: no buffalo chicken anywhere in the city. For a guy on a beer-and-food tour, that's not a small gripe — that's a national emergency.