Dembele Put France on His Back and Buried Norway in 31 Minutes

By Vinnie the Gooch·1 min read
Dembele Put France on His Back and Buried Norway in 31 Minutes

Ousmane Dembele just scored a first-half hat trick in 31 minutes to torch a Norway side that reportedly rested 10 starters.

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Norway came into this Group I World Cup match in Boston with what looked like a strategy: sit your stars, manage the schedule, live to fight another day. According to reports out of the match, 10 starters were rested. Against France. With Ousmane Dembele on the other side of the pitch. That decision aged roughly as well as you'd expect.

Dembele slices through Norway's defense to put France ahead inside 6 minutes.

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That was just the appetizer. France didn't let Norway breathe for a second. The first goal came early, and before Norway could settle into the game or figure out how to handle Dembele's movement, he was already threatening again. By the time the 19th minute rolled around, he had made it 2 for France.

France doubles the lead in under 20 minutes — Dembele credited with both goals.

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Norway did claw one back — the scoreboard briefly read NOR 1–FRA 2, which maybe gave somebody in the building hope for about 90 seconds. Then, at 31:50, Dembele completed the hat trick. NOR 1–FRA 3. First half. Not even close to halftime. Done.

Dembele's hat-trick goal at 31:50 seals France's 3–1 lead before the break.

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The Norway-resting-starters angle makes this whole thing feel even more brutal in retrospect. Thousands of Norwegian fans showed up to Boston doing the Viking thunderclap — full synchronized intensity, exactly what you'd expect from that fanbase. Their coaching staff apparently decided the 11 best players didn't need to be out there for this one. Dembele made them pay for that call with interest, in roughly the time it takes to watch half an episode of a TV drama. Whatever Norway's plan was, it did not survive contact with a guy who was clearly playing a completely different game than everyone else on the pitch.

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