Eddie's Garage Tent Party Was Billy Joel, Vienna Beef, And A Rodney Impersonator

That one fan, obviously, was Big Cat. The reception was described as lukewarm from the crowd at large, but Big Cat was fully locked in, scrolling through the impersonator's phone camera roll with him at one point and comparing the energy to Marlins Man. He even got a moment with him and Big John that he said he'd like to live in forever, joking it happened back before Tarik Skubal was a Dodger. Whatever the party lacked in a real headliner's guest list, it made up for with an on-site Billy Joel tribute act keeping the energy alive on keys well into the night.

Big Cat

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I’m having the best time ever

The party also produced its own bidet subplot, which somehow became a whole separate news cycle. Dave Portnoy caught wind that Eddie's bathroom runs a cold-water bidet and called it the height of insanity, prompting Eddie to clarify it's actually room temperature and defending the whole in-and-out business as efficient. Somewhere in that same bathroom, T-Bob had his own reckoning.

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T-Bob using a bidet for the first time

Between the sausages, the tribute acts, and a bidet controversy that spilled onto Wake Up Barstool the next morning, Eddie's backyard did more programming in one night than most actual concerts. The only people who lost were the ones who couldn't make it, and Kate already knows she's on that list again next summer.