Green Greg Has A Chicago Hinge Date Tuesday
TLDR: Green Greg has turned a Hinge match into a Tuesday date in Chicago, and on Monday's Yak Big Cat gave the room a full girl update while Greg was out back.
Green Greg is having a big fall. He already has his own show, Poor Decisions, which he hosts with Burnsy. He's in Chicago for the week. And now, according to the Yak, he has a date. Monday's episode kept coming back to Greg, and Big Cat did not go easy on him.
“No offense to Green Greg but…” -@BarstoolBigCat
That opener tells you how the day went. Greg is a friend of the show, which makes him fair game. Later in the episode, while Greg was apparently out in the backyard and not watching, Big Cat read out the 'Hinge up, girl update.' Greg had been texting the woman the whole time and trying to explain to her what the Yak even is. It wasn't going great.
“Greg has been texting her the entire time, trying to explain what we're doing. She has zero clue at all.” – Big Cat
Big Cat added that he's 'not sure if' Greg has a clue either, which is the best line of the whole update. He said the 2 of them have a date Tuesday in Chicago, though he followed it with an 'I think so,' so pencil it in rather than ink. He also floated that Greg is 'soft launching' a move to Chicago. That was a riff, not an announcement, and nobody has confirmed Greg is moving anywhere.
The dating news isn't the only thing Greg has going on. Earlier on the same episode, Big Cat locked in what sounded like the next Poor Decisions trip. Greg gave it a thumbs up from off camera, which Big Cat compared to Mitch McConnell.
“All right, Tijuana, Greg. Have a good time... Poor Decisions does the cartels.” – Big Cat
So that's Greg's week: a Hinge date in Chicago on Tuesday, then possibly Tijuana after that. The Yak doesn't need much to turn someone into a running bit, and Greg keeps giving them plenty. Now we wait for the Wednesday report: did the date happen, does she understand the show yet, and does Greg?
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