Klemmer's Knicks Brain Worms Reach A New Frontier

Of course, this being Barstool, the warm-and-fuzzy moment didn't last 15 minutes before PAT torched the whole thing on the timeline. The same day Klemmer is out here playing gift-giver, PAT clocked the timing — Pride Month — and immediately accused him of hating gay people for, apparently, NOT sending a gift to everyone else. It's the kind of galaxy-brain heel turn that only works in the Barstool ecosystem, and it landed.

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So Klemmer hates gay people. Got it. Happy Pride

And then, because Klemmer is incapable of having a single normal day, the same Sports Central episode caught him going on a rant about the World Cup stealing baseball's spotlight — a take so baseball-purist that even Hubbs, a self-professed every-night MLB guy, had to push back and point out there isn't really a June national spotlight to steal in the first place. Gift-giver, hater, baseball monk, Knicks champion. The man is contains multitudes, and his brain is, by all accounts, completely cooked.