Marty Mush vs Blackjack: The Beats Just Keep Coming

If you've followed the Rocket Men casino streams for any length of time, you know the rhythm by now. The boys go live at DraftKings Casino, the chips come out, and somewhere between the first hand and the first commercial break, Marty Mush's soul leaves his body. This week was no different. Actually, this week might have been worse.

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Blackjack is supposed to be the friendliest game in the building. Hit, stand, double, pray. But Marty has somehow turned it into a horror movie franchise. Every week the dealer pulls something they have no business pulling, every week Marty stares into the camera like he's about to file a police report, and every week the clip gets immortalized for the rest of us to enjoy.

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Another week of brutal blackjack beats and @martymush is fully CRASHING OUT @DKCasino #DKpartner

What makes the Marty blackjack saga so watchable is that he doesn't fake it. There's no bit, no exaggeration for content. The man is genuinely in pain. You can see the math happening in his head in real time: he was supposed to win that hand, he didn't win that hand, and now he has to sit there and process it on a live stream while his coworkers laugh at him.

At some point you have to ask whether Marty should just stick to slots, or sports betting, or literally any other corner of the DraftKings app. But that would ruin the bit, and the bit is undefeated even when Marty isn't. Until he finds a deck that loves him back, the crash-out content will keep printing. Long live the Rocket Men.