The Myles Garrett-To-Rams Fantasy Is Eating The Whole Internet

By Vinnie the Gooch·1 min read
The Myles Garrett-To-Rams Fantasy Is Eating The Whole Internet

A hypothetical Browns-Rams blockbuster has spiraled into a full-blown content cycle, and Aaron Donald is reportedly ready to un-retire over it.

It started as a debate topic and it has not stopped snowballing. The premise: Cleveland ships Myles Garrett to Los Angeles for Jared Verse and a pile of picks, the Rams instantly become a defensive cheat code, and every show in the Barstool building spends a day chewing on it. Wake Up Barstool ran the chyron, PMT ran the trade grades, and somewhere along the way Aaron Donald started taking the bait.

The studio segment that lit the fuse, with the hypothetical Garrett-to-Rams package up on the chyron while KB pitches LA as the greatest sports city ever.

via @barstoolsports

KB's argument is not crazy. Add a top-3 pass rusher to a roster that already shares a city with the Lakers, Dodgers and a Super Bowl-era Rams core and the Hall of Fame math starts getting silly. That is the kind of dot-connecting that turns a fake trade into a real conversation, and PMT was happy to ride it out for an entire episode.

PMT 6-3 with Kirk Goldsberry and FSU's Luke Loucks unpacking the Garrett and AJ Brown trade chatter alongside Finals picks.

Pardon My Take: PMT 6-3 with @kirkgoldsberry and FSU Head Coach @lukeloucks is Now Live!

- An unexpected duel in the booth
- Myles Garr
via @PardonMyTake

Then came the kicker. Aaron Donald, who has been retired and seemingly content about it, is now reportedly telling people he is "flirting with the idea" of coming back to play next to Garrett. That is the kind of sentence that ends careers of takes — you cannot put that genie back in the bottle.

The Donald-to-Rams reunion report that turned a fake trade into a roster-construction fever dream.

Barstool Sports: Stay Ready: Aaron Donald is now openly telling people he's 'flirting with the idea' of coming back to the Rams so he can
via @barstoolsports

Browns fans, predictably, are not having any of it. Trading the best defensive player your franchise has produced in a generation for a second-year edge and some future paper is the kind of thing that makes Cleveland Twitter snap in half before lunch, and the "spare me, dude" energy is already out in full force.

The Browns-side reaction, in five words.

Jeff D. Lowe: Spare me, dude. #Browns https://t.co/nyO8NGyA1n
via @JeffDLowe

Whether any version of this actually happens is almost beside the point now. The Rams getting Garrett, Donald un-retiring to chase one more ring next to him, and Cleveland walking away with Verse plus a draft haul is a story that prints content for a week even if it never leaves the group chat. PMT has the grades ready either way.

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