Ohio Tate takes his bachelor party to New Orleans and LSU

Tate didn't just announce the trip. He went to the people of Louisiana from the driver's seat of his car and asked them to grade the itinerary.

It's a pretty grown-up plan for a bachelor party. Tate says he cares more about beer, food and sports than clubs. There's a seafood boil on the schedule and a few Bourbon Street bars, and the headline promise is that he won't be posting content from the trip. A Barstool guy going to New Orleans and Death Valley for 3 days and posting nothing is either real personal growth or the biggest bluff of the season. We'll find out Monday.

The middle of the trip is the big one. Texas visits LSU in Tiger Stadium on Saturday night, and the SEC set kickoff for 6:30 p.m. CT on ABC. That means a night game in Baton Rouge, which is about as good as the college football calendar gets for a bachelor party. Back on Wake Up Barstool in late October, the crew was already flagging LSU rounding into form with Alabama and Texas on deck, so this isn't a dead November game either.

Two minutes after the first post, Tate went fishing for help from bigger names and tagged a list that runs from Megan and the Barstool college football guys to Lane Kiffin, Shaq, Paul Skenes and Livvy Dunne.

Ohio’s Tate

@OhioTate

Cc: @MeganMakinMoney @TBob53 @StoolMintzy @Lane_Kiffin @SHAQ @Paul_Skenes @livvydunne @JoeyB

Kiffin and Shaq haven't answered in public yet. Megan did, though, and she went straight to the LSU fanbase with the most useful instruction anyone could give a tailgate crowd.

Ohio’s Tate

@OhioTate

This message is for the good people of Louisiana I am heading down there for my Bachelor Party tomorrow through Sunday New Orleans Friday and Sunday, Texas @ LSU on Saturday Please take a listen to our agenda and let me know if there’s anything I can do to make it better

Let's be honest about what that does. LSU fans don't need much of an excuse to feed a stranger and hand him a shot, and now a guy in an Ohio State hat has a standing invitation all over Baton Rouge. The no-content pledge was always going to be hard to keep. If tailgaters start filming him taking shots, he won't have much say in it.

The well-wishes kept coming through the afternoon, and Tate made sure to thank a familiar name for his.

Ohio’s Tate

@OhioTate

As always, all class from Danny Boy Cane. Thank you for the kind words, Danny. Hope all is well you my friend.

Danny Boy Cane

@DanielCane1970

@OhioTate Just wanted to say congratulations on your upcoming nuptials and may you have many happy years of marriage

The trip starts Friday and runs through Sunday. That's 2 nights in New Orleans around a Saturday night in Tiger Stadium. Things to watch: whether Louisiana actually improves the agenda, whether any of the famous tags show up, and whether the content blackout survives Bourbon Street. If LSU wins at night with a bachelor party from Ohio in the stands, good luck keeping that off the internet.