Barstool's Revolutionary War series gets real

America turns 250 next year, and Barstool decided the best way to mark it wasn't a highlight reel, it was strapping the Rediscovering America crew into wool coats and dropping them in a field with actual Revolutionary War reenactors. The Mountain Dew-sponsored series has been rolling out episode after episode this week, and the muskets, the drummer boys and the guys screaming about liberty have taken over the timeline.

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To celebrate 250 years of America, what better way to celebrate than reenacting the Revolutionary War? @mountaindew #MountainDew_Partner

The Wonton Don, who's been the on-camera face of the trip, summed up the vibe pretty simply: he spent the day with reenactors and wasn't sure they loved him back. That's the tension that's made this series work — real historical reenactors taking their craft dead serious, and a bunch of Barstool guys trying not to get court-martialed for laughing at the wrong moment.

The series isn't just goofing around either. Barstool tied the reenactment footage to actual commentary from Ken Burns, whose 12-hour documentary The American Revolution premiered on PBS and has already pulled in 20 million broadcast viewers and over 4 billion streaming minutes since it dropped. Getting Burns to lend his voice to a Barstool bit is a real coup, and the crew has leaned into it hard, running his quotes about continental soldiers being cold, hungry and scared straight over the reenactment footage.

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“Life for a continental soldier was not romantic. It was cold, hungry, muddy, frightening and often boring in the way only war can be boring until suddenly it is not boring at all. These were not statues of the famous. They were human beings, many very young, living through something whose outcome they could not possibly know. The revolution only looks inevitable because we know who won. They didn’t, but they fought on” -Ken Burns on Rediscovering America

Not everything stayed reverent for long. Nick Turani got dragged into the bit as a fife-and-drum character, earning the nickname Little Drummer Boy for standing next to an actual drum in full colonial getup, and the crew couldn't stop hyping his fife playing like it was a buzzer-beater. Kate, who's tagged in a chunk of these posts, added the funniest real-world detail of the week: she's actually seen combat, and watching Donnie accidentally double-load his musket for an unplanned super blast was, in her words, the closest she's been to PTSD in a minute.

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@anus @nickturani @kbnoswag @Katiemoneygrabz god damn he's good

By the time the final episode dropped, the bit had escalated into a full-blown staged skirmish, complete with a fake bloody-nose gag and end credits shouting out the director and editor for turning a reenactment into something that looked genuinely unhinged. It's a weird mashup — a legit PBS historian's words next to Barstool guys getting dressed up like Magnolia Pearl models and nearly concussing each other with muskets — but that contrast is exactly why it's been the funniest thing the site's put out all week.

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The Reenactment that got Real Shoutout @CoreySmutledge for directing and Nick Snow for editing the hell out of this scene. Also I forgot @Katiemoneygrabz has seen actual combat and hope this didn’t trigger anything.

With America's 250th anniversary still a year out, don't expect this to be the last time Barstool sends its crew back in time. If the reaction to this batch of episodes is any indication, they've found a format — real reenactors, a real Ken Burns cameo, and a bunch of guys who clearly weren't built for the 18th century.