The 2026 World Cup group stage finally rewarded the most degenerate corner of the Barstool universe. Quigs and PFT had been beating the drum on an every-game-a-draw round robin for days, and Tuesday's slate cashed it in the most absurd way possible: four matches kicked off, four matches ended level, and a whole lot of people who told them it was a stupid bet went quiet at the same time.
The signature moment of the day was the Iran-New Zealand stalemate, which needed a 63rd-minute header to lock in the fourth leg of the parlay. Goals from underdogs kept the draw column intact across the slate, and the Saudi keeper made sure Uruguay couldn't ruin the run earlier in the afternoon.
Iran's equalizing header makes it 2-2 with New Zealand, sealing the fourth draw of the day.
Big Cat copped to riding the Quigs/PFT ticket and offered his services as a financial advisor in the very near future. PFT, meanwhile, did what PFT does — spiked the football on every critic who told him the round robin was dead money, then anointed himself with the only nickname that fit the day.
PFT taking a victory lap on the Saudi keeper performance and the doubters of the Tie Round Robin, Denzel reaction gif included.
By the time the dust settled he was posting the new title card straight up: #The #Equalizer. International Tie Day went from a Quigs bit to actual Barstool lore in the span of a single matchday, and the parlay tickets going around the office today are going to look like a Denny's menu.
Soccer is the best sport in the world when every game ends 1-1. Whoever was on the other side of that ticket is the one who actually needs the financial advisor.