Ted Turner Dies At 87 And Barstool Goes Down The Rabbit Hole

By Vinnie the Gooch·1 min read
Ted Turner Dies At 87 And Barstool Goes Down The Rabbit Hole

Ted Turner is gone at 87, and the Barstool crew is doing what you do when a guy that big checks out: pulling threads on an empire that touched basically everything.

If you grew up with a TV remote in your hand, Turner's fingerprints were all over the channels you flipped through. CNN. TBS. TNT. Cartoon Network. Turner Classic Movies. One dude built that lineup. Throw in the Atlanta franchises he owned and you've got a guy whose reach was honestly hard to put into one obit.

A clean rundown of the cable empire and the Atlanta franchises he owned.

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And the Atlanta angle is where Turner crosses fully into sports-guy folklore. He owned the Braves, and at one point in 1977 he literally fired his manager and put himself in the dugout for a game. That is not a bit, that actually happened. It's the kind of move that ages into legend the second a billionaire owner pulls it, and it's exactly the kind of story that gets dusted off the second the news hits.

The self-hire-as-manager story getting the full tribute treatment.

Barstool Baseball
Barstool Baseball@StoolBaseball·82d ago

RIP Ted Turner, a Team Owner So Cool He Once Fired His Manager and Hired Himself @ConnerHKnapp https://t.co/x0HIEA69Uq

But the part that always sneaks up on people is the land. Turner wasn't just a media mogul who collected channels — he collected acres. Roughly 2 million of them, dedicated to conservation, plus the largest private bison herd on the planet. That is not a normal billionaire hobby. That is a guy who decided he was going to personally rebuild a piece of the American west.

The conservation footprint and the bison herd, which is the detail that always stops people cold.

Eddie
Eddie@EddieBarstool·83d ago

Very fascinating guy if you ever go down the rabbit hole of reading up on him. Owns like 2 million acres of land for conservation purposes as well as the largest private bison herd in the world. RIP https://t.co/OZesiuv8Hc

Add it up and you get the only honest take on a guy like this — the influence stretched into way more arenas than any one tribute can really cover. Cable news, baseball, animation, classic film preservation, conservation. Pick a lane, he was probably in it.

The one-line summary that pretty much nails it.

Cons
Cons@CaptainCons·83d ago

guy had a massive influence on this country that reverberated into many arenas

RIP to a genuine one-of-one. They don't make the mold for guys like Ted Turner anymore, and honestly they probably never did in the first place.

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