Louisville Kings Crash The UFL Throne In Year One

By Vinnie the Gooch·1 min read
Louisville Kings Crash The UFL Throne In Year One

An expansion team that didn't exist 8 months ago just hoisted the United Bowl at Audi Field, and Barstool was courtside for every minute of it.

Repole Stable promised disruption when they cooked up the Louisville Kings, and the Kings delivered on the only timeline that actually matters: right now. The inaugural roster walked into Audi Field as the new kid on the UFL block and walked out with the trophy. You don't get a more emphatic mission statement than that.

Pregame on the field, shagging punts in an empty stadium before kickoff.

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The vibes were big-time from the jump. A 50 Cent halftime show in the nation's capital, a beer snake stretching across the uprights, and one of the more underrated wrinkles in pro football — the UFL's 4-point field goal — actually swinging the math of the game in real time. If you flipped past ABC and kept scrolling, that's on you.

A 4-point field goal splits the uprights from the sideline view as the scoreboard ticks up.

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The DC Defenders had the building and the lead deep into the second half. Then Louisville flipped the switch. Ian Wheeler punched in a go-ahead score, Cam Dantzler ripped off a back-breaking interception, and James Robinson capped a 12-play drive with a 16-yard touchdown run to push the Kings up 26-16. 20 unanswered points in the second half, and a championship was suddenly very much theirs.

James Robinson breaks through for a 16-yard TD run to extend the Louisville lead.

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The final read 27-16 with plenty of time left, but the Defenders never seriously threatened the Kings' grip. By the time the confetti angle hit, Louisville's #19 was already in a Champions cap doing the handshake line on the field. 8 months from formation to a parade. Pretty good Saturday for a franchise that didn't exist last fall.

Postgame on the Audi Field turf with a Kings player celebrating in a fresh Champions hat.

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Gruden was on the broadcast tip all night, the boots-on-the-ground crew was running DraftKings field goal challenges with mascots loitering nearby, and the consensus from the press box was that this was a genuinely fun football product. The UFL needed a moment. The Kings just handed it to them.

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