Stool Outdoors Hits West Texas And Finds The Snakes First

By Vinnie the Gooch·1 min read

Sydnie Wells dragged White Sox Dave to Mossy Oak Camp to chase gobblers, and the latest Stool Outdoors drop is part turkey hunt, part PSA: watch where you step out there.

The premise is exactly what you want from a Stool Outdoors episode. Sydnie Wells, who actually knows what she's doing in the woods, hauls a city guy out to West Texas and tries to turn him into a turkey hunter for a few days. The city guy in this case is White Sox Dave, which means the entertainment value was locked in before anyone even loaded a shotgun.

Anyone who has watched Dave operate in any environment that isn't a ballpark or a bar knows the rhythm here. The birds are gobbling, the window is open, and somewhere there's a hunting partner standing around tapping their boot waiting for him to be ready. Classic stuff. The trip very quickly becomes a study in patience.

Then there's the part of West Texas turkey hunting they don't put in the brochure. Snakes. The kind of snakes that turn a casual walk through brush into a real-time hazard. The latest clip out of the trip is essentially a public service announcement with a Shady Rays logo on it: keep your head up, keep your eyes down, and assume something is coiled near your boot.

That's the appeal of this whole series, honestly. It's not a polished outdoor-channel production trying to teach you how to mouth-call a longbeard. It's Barstool personalities getting dropped into actual wilderness with people who know it cold, and the show just lets the chemistry play. Add a sponsor read for the sunglasses keeping the sun out of your eyes while you're scanning the ground for rattlers and you've basically nailed the format.

Episode's out now. Worth the watch even if your idea of the outdoors is the walk from the Uber to the stadium gate.

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