Philadelphia had its own bullpen headaches walking in, with Caleb Kilian and Tanner Banks both shelved, but the story of this one wound up being the bats, not the arms. The market had leaned toward a track meet, with the total sitting at 8.5 and juice on the over — instead the Twins offense simply never showed up.
Schwarber took Bradley deep on the third pitch of the game, his 47th career leadoff homer, tying Curtis Granderson for 7th-most all-time, then added a second homer that carried out on the wind blowing toward the corn. Brandon Marsh piled on with a two-run shot to make it 7-1, and by the finish Philadelphia had rolled up 12 hits without an error.
Nola, for all the noise around his season line, was the best version of himself: 5 innings, 1 run allowed, 9 strikeouts. It's the continuation of a stretch where he's quietly pitched to something closer to a 4-ERA arm over his last several turns, even as the win column hasn't cooperated. Minnesota's lone run came off a solo homer, and after that the lineup that had taken 2 of 3 from Baltimore before this series went dark against an interim-managed Phillies club that's been playing its way back into shape since Don Mattingly took over in the dugout.
For the Phillies, it's a statement win at the sport's most theatrical stage — Hall of Famers walking out of the corn, Kevin Costner in the booth, and a lopsided final that had nothing to do with nostalgia. For the Twins, it's another reminder that a shredded rotation only stretches so far before the innings start costing runs.