Pardon My Take's Memes gets sent $1200 blowjob machine

The game was the backdrop. The real story came out on the couch, with the Bears up 13-7 in the 2nd quarter.

Viva La Stool

@VivaLaStool

Memes got sent a $1200 blowjob machine and can’t get rid of it

Here's the whole thing. A stranger spent $1200 on a sex machine, put Memes' name on the box, and now it's his problem. You can't regift it and you can't donate it. You can't really put it out on the curb either, unless you want the neighbors talking for years. Somebody paid real money to give him a thing he can't get rid of.

It's a very Barstool kind of prank. Barstool fans have been sending weird stuff to the Pardon My Take guys for years, and this one landed in the middle of a Thursday Night Football watch party, live, in front of everybody. The crew on the couch was in Bears and Patriots gear, the game was close, and the biggest reaction of the half had nothing to do with football.

Memes posted the clip himself with a 3-word plea. Going by the rest of the night, it sure reads like he wants the box gone, though you could also read it as him wanting to hand off the Patriots fans on the couch.

Memes

@PardonMyMeme

Please someone take them

Barstool Sports

@barstoolsports

Somebody sent the Pardon My Take crew a $1200 “blowjob machine”

Either way, "please someone take them" is now an open call to the entire Barstool audience, and nothing good comes from making that offer to Stoolies. The best case is somebody takes it off his hands. The worst case is whoever sent the first one hears it went over well and sends another.

For now the $1200 box is stuck with Memes, and the story is going to come up again on the show. Pardon My Take never lets a bit like this go, so expect a follow-up on where it ends up, whether anybody claims it, and whether the sender ever owns up.