The One Bite circuit keeps churning, and this time the stop is Worcester. Dave Portnoy planted himself outside Newton Square Pizza with a fresh box in hand, ready to deliver the verdict that every shop owner in central Massachusetts has been waiting for. Worcester is a sneaky-loaded pizza town, so the stakes are higher than the casual viewer might think.
Portnoy outside Newton Square Pizza in Worcester with the box open, queueing up the review.
Massachusetts has always been Portnoy's home turf when it comes to these reviews, and the Worcester market specifically tends to produce the kind of old-school, no-frills slice that grades well on the One Bite scale. Newton Square has the neighborhood-joint look that usually plays — whether the pizza actually delivers is the only question that matters.
The main Barstool account rolling out the same review, presented by DraftKings.
DraftKings is along for the ride as the sponsor, which has become the standard packaging for these reviews lately. But the format never really changes: Portnoy shows up, opens the box, and the score is whatever the score is. Worcester pizza heads will know within the day whether Newton Square just joined the local pantheon or got buried in the back half of the leaderboard.