Probst Pulls A Mintzy On The Survivor 50 Finale

To Probst's credit he owned it on air, but the damage was done — and honestly, the spoiler ended up being more entertaining than the fire-making contest itself was ever going to be. That was the spin from JohnRichTV, who also spent the night riffing on the premise that Joe being a literal fireman should somehow translate to making fire on a beach.

Eric Nathan

@BarstoolNate

My jaw is on the ground. Jeff Probst with the biggest blunder in reality TV hosting history. I cannot believe what just happened. Holy shit. #Survivor50

The bigger Survivor crime, though, came at final tribal. Jonathan dominated socially, strategically, in challenges, and at fire — the full resume. Aubry, a beloved returnee with a decade of Survivor lore behind her, leaned hard on the underdog narrative and the jury gave her the check. Nate called it pre-emptively and was unfortunately right: a lifetime achievement award masquerading as a Sole Survivor vote.

Eric Nathan

@BarstoolNate

Aubry is gonna win bc she made up a story about how she should have beaten Michelle a decade ago and has repeated it enough times to make it some sort of underdog story but Jonathan did laps around her all season and won at fire. I'm pre-mad. Hope I'm wrong though.

So Survivor 50 leaves with two stories instead of one. The host who never makes mistakes finally made one on the biggest possible night, and the best player of the season walked away without the title. History will be kinder to Jonathan than the jury was — and Probst probably won't be living down the Corona joke any time soon.