White Sox Dave, Captain Cons Feud Over Toddlers At Games

Captain Cons skipped the question of whether Dave was right and went after who was saying it. Calling Dave the "unmarried guy with no kids" and a "raccoon-brained numbskull," Cons said it didn't matter whether the take was right or wrong, because nothing is worse than someone who thinks they know everything about parenting. That's a clean dodge of the actual argument, but it's also the kind of dodge that plays great on the timeline. Dave didn't write a rebuttal. The reply was a single clip.

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Nobody should be surprised these 2 went at it. Dave and Cons have been Barstool's go-to rivalry for a while, and it keeps running because both of them will fight about anything. They were on the same show just 2 days earlier. On Tuesday's Dog Walk, the Barstool Chicago crew held a snake draft of things not worth overpaying for, with Cons joining on Zoom and Dave in the draft order.

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“Welcome to the Dog Walk presented by Barstool Sports, Snake Draft Tuesday, joined on Zoom by Captain Cons, Large.” – Eddie

As for the take, it has a real point buried in it. Plenty of parents would admit that a toddler at a ballgame is mostly about the parents wanting to be there. Cons has the better counter, though: the people who've actually hauled a diaper bag through a concourse get to decide if it was worth it. Expect this to come up the next time they share a mic, probably in front of Eddie, who will be thrilled to referee it.