Posts
- Sep 23, 2026
White Sox Dave, Captain Cons Feud Over Toddlers At Games
- Aug 21, 2026
Brandon Walker Walks Back His 'Greatest RB Ever' Hype After Fan Pushback
- Jul 22, 2026
CaptainCons Turns A Lawn-Mowing Beef Into An Actual Poem For Compton's Landscapers
- Jul 9, 2026
Cons Shoots A Career-Best 64, Still Can't Beat WSD
- Jul 3, 2026
The Great AirPod Case Search of Horseshoe Events Center
- May 30, 2026
Daly And Kisner Take Over Fore Play Week
- May 27, 2026
Cons Declares War On The Suburban Lawn-Guy Schedule
- May 26, 2026
Cons Drops His WWII Miniseries Power Rankings And Buries Masters Of The Air
