Surviving Barstool Season 5 Episode 6: Win The Bar Game To Win Immunity
TLDR: A full-size bar game for immunity, an idol cut in half so that nobody could use one alone, and the most likeable player left in the game voted out for exactly that reason.
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This episode's advantage arrived in halves: possess one and you have nothing until you find whoever has the other. Tate turned up a half and could not use it alone. Feitelberg found the second, refused the mission attached to it, and tore both halves up in front of Glenny Balls as a show of loyalty.
It is a genuinely good bit of television and, in hindsight, the last friendly thing that happens on Worm.
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Immunity was a full-size bar ring toss — land the ring on the hook, run over and move a giant stool one notch down the line. Glenny Balls, still visibly drunk from the night before, was the best player on the floor by a distance, ringing shot after shot to walk Pigeon's stool home.
Jeff's own framing of the matchup, sloppy drunks against fathers, is the closest this season gets to a thesis statement.
New hardest vote of my life just dropped. I hate how human and soft it made me feel but I guess I have a fucking heart. 9 down. 9 down to go. Still here.
Feitelberg told Rone he was voting him out, which he later admitted took the guesswork out of it. Rone spent the rest of the day working Tommy Smokes, who weighed his history with the New York block against a friendship and flipped, and Worm cut the likeable player nobody wanted to sit beside at the end.
Tommy called it the hardest vote of the four shows he has played and said so publicly the same night. It went 3-2, all five cards read out, and Feitelberg is the third member of the jury.
He told Rone to his face he was voting him out, which he later admitted took the guesswork out of it for Rone — and Rone spent the rest of the day working Tommy Smokes, who weighed his history with the New York block against the friendship and flipped. Worm cut Feitelberg as the likable player nobody wanted to sit beside at the end.
The last 4 tribals I’ve had votes on me. This is a sweat, I’m fighting for my life out here. #SurvivingBarstool
Two of the five ballots went on Rone — Feitelberg's, which he announced, and Pat's, which he did not. That is the fourth consecutive council Rone has attended with his name on a card, a run he pointed out himself afterwards.
Nine players left, one merge away, and the man everybody keeps writing down is still holding the first idol of the season.