Argentina Grinds Out Chaos To Reach The Semis

By Bush Staff·2 min read
Argentina Grinds Out Chaos To Reach The Semis

A set-piece goal, a Swiss equalizer, a red card, and a mountain of VAR review later, Argentina outlasted Switzerland in Kansas City to book a date with England.

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Kansas City got its money's worth for its last World Cup date. Arrowhead Stadium, rebranded Kansas City Stadium for the tournament, closed out its 2026 slate with an Argentina-Switzerland quarterfinal that had a little bit of everything: an early goal off a dead ball, a gutting equalizer, a red card, and extra time drama before Argentina finally shook loose 3-1 to advance.

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STELLAR OFF THE SET PIECE! ARGENTINA ARE AHEAD 🇦🇷

Argentina players celebrate scoring a goal from a set piece against Switzerland, with the on-screen scoreboard changing from 0-0 at 9:37 to 1-0 at 9:41, followed by jubilant fans in Argentina jerseys cheering in the stands.

Argentina came out fast, cashing in on a corner kick for the opener before the 10-minute mark, and the vibes were exactly what Marty Mush was hoping for -- "Not taking it lightly for once," he posted, calling it early in his #Kingscup thread. Barstool Gambling was already calling it "light work". It was anything but.

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SWITZERLAND KNOCKS ON THE DOOR AND TIES UP ARGENTINA

Wide shot of a soccer match with Argentina leading 1-0 on the scoreboard at 66:53; moments later the scoreboard shows Switzerland 1, Argentina 1 at 67:01, and a Swiss player wearing 'RODRIGUEZ 13' celebrates a goal with teammates including a player wearing number 11 named 'ODUYA'.

Switzerland clawed level in the second half to make it 1-1, and the mood flipped just as fast. "I feel like we might be in trouble here Argentina," Marty Mush admitted, and Barstool Gambling's own reaction -- just "Argentina??!" -- summed up a building room full of nervous energy. That's when the match turned into a slugfest.

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Warning: this tackle is EXTREMELY violent Hoping for a speedy recovery

A FIFA World Cup 2026 quarterfinal soccer match between Argentina and Switzerland, score 1-1 at the 71st minute in Kansas City; a referee shows a red card to a player after a VAR review overlay reading 'MISTAKEN IDENTITY', while Switzerland players in red celebrate nearby.

Breel Embolo picked up a second yellow and an early exit, and the reaction split the timeline. Pardon My Take joked the ejection was for "flopping" and called out Adam Silver to take notes, while Kayce Smith wasn't having it -- "VAR truly sucks the fun out everything. Free Breel Embolo!". Big Cat took the hardline stance instead: "You don't flop against Messi and get away with it. That's the rule". A man down, Switzerland dug in and dragged Argentina into extra time.

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ARGENTINA TAKES THE LEAD

Argentina player scoring past a Switzerland goalkeeper in extra time, teammates celebrating with a slide before a pile-on; on-screen scoreboard reads ARG 2, SUI 1, ET 111:49, quarterfinal, Argentina down to 10 players

Julian Alvarez broke the deadlock with a strike from distance well into extra time, sending the building into chaos. Ryan Whitney called it "a complete snipe" and marveled that "Argentina never dies", and Dana Beers -- self-described 31-day soccer fan -- ranked it among the best goals she's ever seen. Lautaro Martinez put it away for good in the second half of extra time, making it 3-1 and sealing the trip to the semis.

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Messi is going tarps off

Lionel Messi celebrates shirtless on the field, waving his jersey overhead as Argentina teammates celebrate around him, with the scoreboard reading FINAL AFTER EXTRA TIME, Argentina vs Switzerland 3-1, and a graphic noting Argentina will face England in the semifinals.

Argentina now heads to Atlanta to face England on Wednesday in the semifinal, a matchup Marty Mush is already circling: "This team is special and now we beat England on Wednesday". After surviving a red card, a blown lead, and extra time in front of a pro-Argentina crowd that had Zah joking Kansas City felt like it had been swapped out for La Bombonera, Argentina's road to another final just got one game shorter.

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