Danny's Hospitalized, So Portnoy Bet the Yankees For Him

By Bush Staff·1 min read
Danny's Hospitalized, So Portnoy Bet the Yankees For Him

Dave Portnoy let a hospitalized coworker named Danny pick a $20k Yankees bet to pass the time, and the office turned it into a rallying cry: #Win1ForDanny.

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Barstool's gambling degenerates have rallied around plenty of causes over the years, but this one hits different. Danny is stuck in a hospital bed, and instead of doom-scrolling through visiting hours, he got a phone call from the boss asking him to make a pick.

Dave Portnoy
Dave Portnoy
@stoolpresidente

Win 1 for Danny tonight! He’s laying in a hospital bed all beat up so I put in this bet for him to pass the time He picked it. We split it. 10k each on over Yankees! For Danny! #win1fordanny

Dave Portnoy: Win 1 for Danny tonight!  He’s laying in a hospital bed all beat up so I put in this bet for him to pass the time    He

Dave Portnoy laid it out plainly: Danny's "all beat up" in the hospital, so Portnoy put in a bet for him just to give him something to root for. Danny picked the over on Yankees, they split it 10k apiece for a combined 20k on the number, and the hashtag #Win1ForDanny was born on the spot.

It didn't take long for the rest of the office to weigh in, and Marty Mush's reaction pretty much sums up why this whole thing works as a bit. He's rooting for Danny to cash, but he's not about to pretend Danny's track record backs it up.

Marty Mush
Marty Mush
@martymush

Listen. I love Danny I hope this wins and as a bad gambler I say this with love, he's the worst gambler I've ever witnessed

That's the tension that makes #Win1ForDanny land — genuine well-wishes for a sick coworker wrapped in the usual Barstool ribbing about being a bad bettor. Nobody's pretending this is a lock; they're pretending it doesn't matter if it is, because the point was giving Danny something to watch from that hospital bed, not the math on the ticket.

Whether the over hits or not is almost beside the point. Portnoy's turned a rough night for a coworker into a company-wide sweat, and that's the kind of thing that sticks around the Barstool ecosystem long after the final score posts. Get well soon, Danny — and maybe let someone else pick the next one.

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