Team Dirty Dew Wins Camp Barstool 2026 Finale Relay

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Team Dirty Dew Wins Camp Barstool 2026 Finale Relay
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Camp Barstool 2026 closed out its week-long, Mountain Dew-sponsored competition with an obstacle-course relay that Team Dirty Dew won by seconds over Team Mountain Dew.

Camp Barstool 2026 wrapped its finale on Thursday, and the whole thing came down to one relay race between the two camp-wide squads: Team Dirty Dew and Team Mountain Dew. Before the course even opened, there was already drama brewing — Nicky Smokes said team captains got a rule at a pre-race meeting that runners had to stay on the right side of the course, and according to him, nobody bothered passing that memo down the line.

That missing memo cost Team Mountain Dew. Their anchor leg ran off course, and the penalty got tacked right onto the clock.

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Team Mountain Dew caps it off with a time of 17:21.7 And Nicky Smokes has now cost them 5 seconds for running off course… #CampBarstool @MountainDew #mountaindew_partner

A person swims/wades through choppy water after an inflatable obstacle course feature launches them into the water; an on-screen graphic reads 'Team Mountain Dew 17:21.7 Unofficial Time'.

17:21.7 with a penalty baked in left the door wide open, and Team Dirty Dew walked right through it. Their squad churned through the same obstacle-course-and-swim gauntlet and crossed with an unofficial time of 16:53.8 — nearly 28 seconds faster, penalty or no penalty.

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TEAM DIRTY DEW WINS #CampBarstool

A competitor in a green camo Camp Barstool jersey climbs an inflatable obstacle course ramp beside another competitor, then a swimmer in a helmet and life vest struggles through the water toward the finish; scoreboard reads Team Dirty Dew, unofficial time 16:53.8. A post-race interview follows with a woman in sunglasses holding a microphone next to a man in a green Camp Barstool Dew vest and cap.

The relay wasn't just an obstacle course, either — it had a hot dog leg mixed in, and that's where Camp Barstool got its funniest twist. Mintzy, who reportedly got traded onto Team Dirty Dew despite not being able to do much in the physical legs all week according to Ohio's Tate, turned into the eating specialist the team needed. On leg 6 of 14, the "Glizzy Gobble," he put down hot dogs with a time to beat of 17:26.7 sitting on the board behind him.

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Incredible stuff from Mintzy here! #CampBarstool

A man in a green-and-white Camp Barstool tank top eats a hot dog while being interviewed with a microphone reading a competitor time (6:04.0 to 7:06.4), on-screen graphics show 'LEG 6 OF 14, GLIZZY GOBBLE' and 'TEAM DIRTY DEW' with 'Time to Beat: 17:26.7', in an outdoor camp setting with tents and a wooded backdrop.

Mintzy summed up his own day plainly afterward: he said he beat teammate Green Greg by 90 seconds in the eating leg, and Team Dirty Dew won the whole relay by 40 seconds. Green Greg, for what it's worth, has been the camp's new blood this year — he won Barstool's Missouri Idol contest to get hired onto the site covering Missouri sports and the Chiefs — and by the finale he'd become the punching bag of the week. Big Cat's closing tweet put it bluntly, thanking everyone for watching and taking one more shot at Greg for "always coming up short" and not being able to eat a hot dog.

It wasn't all relay, either. The finale also delivered a full-blown scuffle after Rico reportedly threw eggs at PFT, which turned into PFT wrestling him to the ground on camera in what got billed online as a disciplinary matter.

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2+ minutes of PFT running over Rico (Rico threw 2 eggs at him btw) #CampBarstool

Two men in green Camp Barstool staff shirts wrestle a shirtless man in green shorts to the ground on a grass field, then the shirtless man walks off with them near a Camp Barstool banner.

Camp Barstool has become an annual late-summer tradition for the site, splitting the roster into two teams for a week of field games, water challenges and eating contests before everyone scatters back to their regular shows right as football season kicks off. This year's edition ends with Team Dirty Dew as champions, Green Greg as the week's designated fall guy, and a relay decided by a missed instruction and a hot dog leg nobody saw coming.

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