Clem holds the best Dog Walk draft win percentage

Clem guested on the draft alongside Kenjac. By Tuesday he wasn't arguing about his picks anymore. He was arguing about his record.

Clem 🏆

@TheClemReport

@BarstoolChief Time to update the graphic

The Dog Walk

@DogWalkBarstool

Favorite for WSD

That's a guy who knows exactly where he stands. 'Update the graphic' is not something you tweet after a loss. It's a victory lap, aimed straight at the guy who keeps the books. Clem didn't post a hot take or a long thread about why his board was better. He went to the scoreboard and asked for it to be changed.

Chief didn't make him wait. 5 minutes later he answered with a photo and a sentence that settles the argument as far as the Barstool Chicago crew is concerned.

Chief

@BarstoolChief

Clem has the highest winning percentage of all time

The Dog Walk

@DogWalkBarstool

Who won the ‘Things That Need To Be Brought Back Draft’? Watch here - t.co/ksKoFQzsfL

That's the commissioner talking, and it carries more weight than usual because Chief isn't some neutral record-keeper. He's in these drafts himself, and he's handing the all-time crown to a guest. Clem is basically a fixture on the show by now. The Dog Walk was already running a Cereal Draft featuring Clem back in May 2020, and a Halloween Candy Draft with him in October 2020. If you've been showing up for 6 years and you have the best winning percentage in the building, you've earned the right to be insufferable about it.

The drafts are a big part of what this crew does, and the topics have gotten weirder over time. Just 3 weeks earlier on Barstool Chicago's Things We Refuse To Believe Draft, Chief got stuck on something he has apparently never understood.

Barstool Chicago

@barstoolchicago

“There's just sound waves all the time. Then you just click your station and you can hear things.” – Chief

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That's the format. Nobody's picking a point guard here. You're snake-drafting nostalgia, conspiracy theories and radio waves, and somehow there's still a scoreboard. Clem's record suggests he understands that game better than anybody. Either he reads the room better than the regulars or the regulars keep making Chief's radio pick.

So here's the question for the next one: who knocks him off? A guest holding the all-time winning percentage at somebody else's show is exactly the kind of thing that makes Eddie and Chief draft angry. The graphic is updated, Clem has the receipt, and every draft he enters from here on puts that number at risk.