JMU fan welches on dog poop bet after App State loss
TLDR: A JMU fan swore he'd eat dog shit out of a cup on video if the Dukes lost to App State, then deleted his account mid-game before App State won 34-31 in overtime.
Thursday night was crowded. PFT had Pats vs. Bears, Drake vs. Caleb and a Sun Belt rivalry game with a poop bet riding on it, all at once.
Little late getting to the cave its pats vs bears, drake vs calebJMU vs App State rivalry game and poop bet game. Alot going on
The bet came from an account calling itself Fletcher "Shotgun" Cox, CPA. That's a random JMU fan, not the defensive tackle. The promise was simple: if JMU loses to App State, he eats dog shit out of a cup on video. Then the game in Boone turned into a fight. Morgan Suarez, JMU's kicker, went 1-for-3 on field goals. App State's James London went 4-for-4, and his last one won it 34-31 in overtime.
The man who made the bet never got to the overtime. When Hannah Montoya went back to the tweet to collect, the account didn't exist anymore.
That's the worst part. Making a dumb bet is how college football works, and losing it is part of the deal. Deleting your account before the game is even over means you didn't lose the bet, you saw it coming. Malachi Singleton threw for 271 yards and 2 touchdowns, App State was still in it, and somewhere in Harrisonburg a CPA decided he wanted no part of the overtime.
Way to fight JMU. FREE SUNBELT AFTER DARK SOMEONE FIND THAT POOP GUY AND TELL HIM TO UNDEACTIVATE
PFT gave the Dukes credit for the fight and went straight back to the manhunt. Big Cat got there too. He was in the middle of a Thursday Night Football game and still found time to say the guy has to pay.
Unrelated to TNF. The JMU fan that said he would eat poop if they lost then deleted his account halfway through needs to be punished!
This has happened before. In 2024 a Florida State fan made the same dog poop promise before the Boston College game, FSU lost, and he deleted his account and disappeared until the internet tracked him down. He never ate it. JMU's guy is following the same plan almost step for step. JMU still has a strong Sun Belt record and plenty of season left, so the Dukes will be fine. Whether the CPA ever reactivates is the only open question. The moment he does, Big Cat, PFT and Hannah will be waiting with a cup.
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