Barstool's America 250 Tour Puts Wonton Don on a Horse

By Bush Staff·2 min read
Barstool's America 250 Tour Puts Wonton Don on a Horse
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Barstool's road trip through the nation's 250th birthday just went full colonial cosplay, and Wonton Don is leading the charge on horseback.

Barstool's foreign correspondent built his reputation traveling the globe for Drop A Pin, digging into the weird corners of other countries' sports and food. Now he's turned that same treatment on his own backyard. Rediscovering America 250 is Barstool's answer to the country's upcoming 250th anniversary, and instead of a normal history lesson, it's Donnie and the crew getting dressed up as Founding Fathers and doing bits in the streets of Philadelphia.

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Ben Franklin and George Washington Muck a Barn in Philly New Episode of Rediscovering 250 OUT NOW!

Two men in Revolutionary War-era costumes (one dressed as George Washington in blue-and-tan military uniform, tricorn hat, and powdered wig; the other in a brown coat) shovel manure into a wheelbarrow in a barn/stable area, then push the loaded wheelbarrow across a dirt yard while laughing; a man in a cowboy hat watches from the barn doorway.

That's the tone of the whole thing. Nobody's pretending this is a Ken Burns documentary — it's Barstool guys in tricorn hats and powdered wigs shoveling manure for laughs while playing the straightest of straight men. But then Episode 2 dropped and the bit escalated fast, because instead of chores, Wonton Don got on a literal white horse.

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Wonton Don decided to honor George Washington by riding a white horse for America’s 250th Birthday. @MountainDew #MountainDew_Partner

A man in a colonial-era blue military costume rides a white horse down a street at night, waving to a crowd of onlookers as he passes a group of people including a man in a Benjamin Franklin costume.

The horse ride is the centerpiece of Episode 2, and Barstool didn't undersell it — Wonton Don in the full blue-and-gold uniform, pointing and gesturing at a street full of people filming him on their phones like he's actually leading troops across the Delaware. It's a Mountain Dew-sponsored bit, and it works precisely because it commits so hard to the bit while everyone around him is just standing there in normal 2026 clothes.

The series isn't just one guy on a horse, either. The wider Rediscovering America crew has been rolling through Philadelphia picking up whatever local flavor crosses their path, from a full brass band to costumed maskers that look like they wandered in from Mardi Gras.

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Top tier outfits for the Rediscovering America crew here!

A costumed Mardi Gras-style masker in an ornate silver-and-purple satin suit with a plumed helmet dances down a residential street ahead of a brass band playing saxophones, snare drum, bass drum, and upright bass, followed by a second masker in a blue-and-silver feathered outfit.

Barstool paired the goofier clips with a genuinely earnest note, dropping a Ken Burns quote about America being a collision of people, places and traditions rather than one single thing. It's a heavier swing than a barn-mucking bit usually gets, but it lines up with what the series is actually going for underneath the jokes.

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“America has never been one thing. It’s a collision of people, places, accents, arguments, songs, recipes, beliefs and grudges. That can make us difficult, it can also make us extraordinary. The country is not powerful because everyone is the same, it is powerful because at our best we keep finding ways to build something together out of all that difference” -Ken Burns on Rediscovering America

Men on horseback ride through a city street in front of rowhomes; one rider wears a colorful outfit with a rainbow cap and fanny pack, another rider in a black poncho leads a chestnut horse, and two men pose with a horse holding beer cans in a fenced lot.

None of this is subtle about what it's building toward. The country turns 250 next year, and Barstool clearly wants Rediscovering America to be its answer to the wave of official anniversary programming — minus the reverence, plus a guy on a horse in a wig. Two episodes in, the format's already found its groove: real history, dumb costumes, and a sponsor logo along for the ride. Expect more cities, more get-ups, and probably more livestock before this thing wraps.

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