Stuart Feiner claims 7-0 night on Bears -3 vs. Patriots

The Bears beat the spread by 3 on Thursday Night Football, and the Barstool Sports Advisors' loudest man filmed himself watching the last minutes happen.

Stuart Feiner

@StuartFeiner

PROMISES MADE PROMISES DELIVERED! NFL $100,000 ALL-IN MAXIMUM BEST BET WINS WITH BEARS -3! NFL $10,000 BEST BETS WIN WITH OVER 50.5 IN NE/CHI AND D'ANDRE SWIFT OVER 85.5 RUSH+RECEIVING YARDS! PRIMETIME RUN IMPROVES TO 14-5! PRIMETIME PARLAY RUN IMPROVES TO 11-6! TOMORROW I HAVE MY 25K BEST BET! 7 WINNERS WITH WITH THREE BEST BETS FOR $1,000! 6 WINNERS FOR $199! BUY NOW! USE THE LINK IN MY BIO TO PURCHASE!

Strip away the BUY NOW and the scoreboard does back up most of the card. Chicago won by 6, so Bears -3 covered. A 30-24 final is 54 points, which clears the 50.5 total. Caleb Williams threw for 308 yards and 2 touchdowns, his second straight 300-yard game, which put him well past the 243.5 passing number Feiner listed. Luther Burden III caught 4 balls for 130 yards and a 24-yard score, more than double his 56.5 line. The D'Andre Swift rush-plus-receiving prop is one we're taking Stu's word on, because the game recap doesn't give Swift's total.

It was closer than the final score looks. D'Marco Jackson picked off Drake Maye in the end zone late in the first half, a play Maye later said was one of those plays that can swing a game. Cairo Santos then hit a career-long 58-yard field goal with 1:34 left to make it a 2-score game. Without that kick, anyone holding Bears -3 spends the last drive sweating. The win puts Chicago at 5-2 and drops New England to 4-3.

Feiner woke up the next morning and did what he always does after a win, which is announce it a lot.

Stuart Feiner

@StuartFeiner

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He also posted the full receipt, which adds 76ers -2.5 and Thunder -8.5 on the NBA side. Then he put up a morning message, more or less the same one 3 times inside 15 minutes, with the record claims stacked on top: 12-3 on NFL sides, 6-0 on NFL props, an 18-3 NFL run and 14-5 in primetime. Those are his own numbers, and nobody has audited them, so read them as the pitch they are.

Stuart Feiner

@StuartFeiner

Beyond a great morning to you. Perfection last night 7-0. 100,000 all in maximum best bet Chicago bears, 10,000 best bet Over Bears/Pats, Parlay winner. As we did Monday 3-0 prop sweep again including 10,000 best bet Swift over receiving/rushing yards. 2-0 nba sweep. I love winning for you. Tonight lets go 7-0 again. $25,000 all in maximum best bet, 7 winners, 3 best bets in World Series, Cfb, nba. Hottest streak in the world. 12-3 nfl sides, 6-0 nfl props, 18-3 nfl run 14-5 primetime run.Thank you for the opportunity and trust for 44 years.

The primetime streak is the bit he cares about most, and he's been building it on the Advisors set for weeks. Back in the Week 4 episode, the one titled Stu Feiner Declares War On The Ryders, the show was already counting primetime winners in all caps.

Barstool Gambling

@BarstoolGambling

“Nine straight prime time NFL winners. Seven straight prime time NFL parlays. Absolutely unbelievable.”

0:44

So that's the Stu experience in a nutshell. Thursday's card mostly cashed, the Bears really did cover, and now Friday brings a $25,000 all-in maximum best bet across the World Series, college football and the NBA, plus another contest Monday. When the man yelling about perfection actually goes 7-0, you let him have the morning. Then you check the box score before you believe the next 7.