Hank live bets Cave parlay winnings on Patriots ML
TLDR: Hank cashed the Cave parlay and put every dollar of it right back in, live betting the Patriots moneyline at +155 with New England trailing the Dolphins in Miami.
The Cave parlay hit. A normal person takes the money and leaves. Hank had the Pats on screen, they were losing, and the number was +155.
Hank just live bet ALL of his winnings from the cave parlay on Pats ML (+155) “Does any of that have to do with being in the same room as Nicky Smokes during this game?” -@Philly_Mays “No…. Yes” -@hen_ease
The best part is the quotes. Philly Mays asked whether the bet had anything to do with being in the same room as Nicky Smokes for this game, and Hank went 'No.... Yes.' That's the whole gambling worldview right there. You don't need a model when you've got a guy whose bad juice you have to cancel out with $ on the other side.
So the second half became a Cave sweat, which is exactly what Hank promised. It started badly. The Pats had a chance to swing the game on defense and the ball went right through a defender's hands, and the room took it about as well as you'd guess.
Then the bet came back to life. Drake Maye threw deep to Kyle Williams, who looked like he scored, but the ball came out as he crossed the goal line and the officials called it incomplete. Mike Vrabel challenged it, the call got overturned to a 43-yard touchdown, and Andy Borregales hit the extra point to make it Dolphins 13, Patriots 10 with 9:23 left in the 3rd quarter, according to NBC Sports.
KYLE WILLIAMS BOMB BUT THE BALL CAME LOOSE AS HE CROSSED THE GOAL LINE (It was a TD after review)
It isn't an easy spot for New England. Hunter Henry hurt his foot in the first half and didn't come back, and A.J. Brown was inactive, so Maye was throwing to a pretty thin group. That's exactly why the plus money was out there. A 3-point game in the 3rd quarter is a fair fight, and +155 on a fair fight is the kind of bet that makes you look like a genius or gets you mocked in the Cave for a week.
So that's the deal: the whole parlay payout is riding on the Patriots finishing the job in Miami, and Nicky Smokes is still sitting in the room. If the Pats pull it off, Hank will tell everyone he read the game. If they don't, everyone in the Cave already knows who he's blaming.
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